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Know It All Joe’s Tales From The Fastfood

The “Is this for here or to go” Conundrum

I can’t imagine anything more interesting than a good fast food story – whether it be about receiving the wrong order to just having to deal with plain bad behavior.  I certainly have my tales.  But today, I’d just like to point out a maddening observation I have made over the years.  It’s the craziest little nitpick but seems to drive me nuts every time.

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And The Next Actor to Portray Indiana Jones Should Be…

Indiana-Jones-bannerSo there have been a lot of rumors going around as to who would pick up the “Indiana Jones” mantel once Harrison Ford steps down.  The top rumor of the day is Bradley Cooper.  Personally, I always thought Josh Holloway (Lost, Intelligence) would have made a great “Indiana Jones.”  Harrison Ford is a very hard act to follow, but I always felt that Holloway had just the right amount of charm and charisma to follow in his footsteps. 

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Paul Walker’s “Fast and the Furious 7” CGI Test Footage

‘Fast-and-Furious-7’-to-Cast-Cody-Walker-not-FinalizedSo I’m not a huge “Fast and the Furious” fan.  I don’t dislike the films.  But I’m not dying to see them either.  Actually, I haven’t even seen them all yet.  I liked the fifth one, but I wasn’t terribly crazy about the sixth.  Maybe they are just a little too over the top for me.  I love cartoon action, but I think I would enjoy these more if they were just a bit more grounded.  I have the same problem with the “Die Hard” films.  They started off with a character who was portrayed as a real person and as the film series progressed, that character became more and more superhuman.  I still enjoyed them (not #5 at all), but I did have a harder time embracing them.  (For the record, the first “Die Hard” is the best action film of all time.)

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Christopher Nolan’s “Interstellar Star Trek Enterprise” Trailer

Christopher Nolan's Interstellar Star Trek Enterprise Title CardSo you’re asking right now – is Christopher Nolan making a “Star Trek” movie?  Well, okay, I’d have to answer that as a big fat negative.  At least not that I’m aware of.  But after watching the trailer for his upcoming film “Interstellar” I noticed more than a few similarities to the opening credits sequence to the TV show “Star Trek Enterprise.”  It’s not shot by shot by any means.  But it’s basically almost the same in tone. 

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Know It All Joe vs. the Sandwich Thief Nightmare

Worlds Greatest SandwichSo I had a nightmare last night where I made this incredibly awesome sandwich. This was the kind of sandwich which put all other sandwiches to shame.  This was the kind of sandwich that made you cry when you were done eating it because you were sad that it was no longer there.  This was the kind of sandwich for which you would pass on sex so you could spend a sufficient amount of time savoring it.  Yes, it was that kind of sandwich.

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Bieber’s Deposition & the Shia LaBeouf Bag of Shame

Bag of ShameIt’s time to proclaim another one of Shia LaBeouf’s Bag of Shame.  There is nothing more I would love to do than to give it to Justin Bieber.  If anyone deserves it for his bratty behavior, well, it’s him.  Especially after watching this little snots behavior below.

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