So I had a nightmare last night where I made this incredibly awesome sandwich. This was the kind of sandwich which put all other sandwiches to shame.  This was the kind of sandwich that made you cry when you were done eating it because you were sad that it was no longer there.  This was the kind of sandwich for which you would pass on sex so you could spend a sufficient amount of time savoring it.  Yes, it was that kind of sandwich.

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