The comedian Jim Florentine is undoubtedly one of the best prank callers of all time.  I’m sure everyone has their favorite prank call, but I’ve been reciting this one with a good friend of mine for years now and it shows no signs of slowing.  It just never gets old.  I present it here for your audio pleasure.  I’ve also included a PDF of the transcript for this call.  Enjoy!

Click HERE for the “Excuse me, sir!” Transcript