It’s been recently reported that in order to slash the federal budget, President Obama plans on cutting out the sex abstinence program, thereby saving 5 million. 

Uhhhh, I don’t really think the program was working anyways.

If you were to ask my opinion, if we get more shows starring folks like these, I think we should keep the program, throw 50 billion at the problem and neuter the world!  That’s right, I said it!  Neuter the World!!!!

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