Jimmy Fallon, Jon Hamm, & Pee-wee Photobomb?
Now this would have been funnier!
Celebrities
Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis & President Barack Obama
I love these fake talk show segments with Zach Galifianakis (try saying that name 5 times in a row). This one is very funny. That is all!
Bieber’s Deposition & the Shia LaBeouf Bag of Shame
It’s time to proclaim another one of Shia LaBeouf’s Bag of Shame. There is nothing more I would love to do than to give it to Justin Bieber. If anyone deserves it for his bratty behavior, well, it’s him. Especially after watching this little snots behavior below.
President Obama Says “Let’s all have sex!”
It’s been recently reported that in order to slash the federal budget, President Obama plans on cutting out the sex abstinence program, thereby saving 5 million.
Uhhhh, I don’t really think the program was working anyways.
Bryan Cranston on Playing Lex Luthor
Bryan Cranston (of “Breaking Bad” fame) was on Howard Stern’s radio program this morning to promote his new Broadway Play which begins this week (he plays former President Lyndon B. Johnson in “All the Way.”). Of course the subjects of “Breaking Bad” and the casting rumor of him playing Lex Luthor in the new “Superman” movie came up. And this being Stern, the topics of him getting crabs, having threesomes, and wishing death on an ex-psycho girlfriend worked its way into the conversation as well.
My Final Thought on the 2014 Oscars
Where’s Waldo?
Harold Ramis and the Caddyshack Script
Harold Ramis… the man and his talent will be missed.
November 21, 1944 – February 24, 2014
Caddyshack
Animal House
Ghostbusters
National Lampoon’s Vacation
Meatballs
Stripes
Groundhog Day
Back to School
And the list goes on.
My Final Thought on the 2014 Winter Olympics
When they said that Bob Costas had pinkeye, this is what I went to.
And then I realized what they meant.
I’m not really sure what’s worse. Either way, poor Bob. See you in four years Winter Olympics.
Shia LaBeouf Steals Homeless Man’s Bag
Shia LaBeouf– tortured artist? Plagiarist? Lactose intolerant? Or just plain cruel human being?
In this first segment I like to call “Shia LaBeouf’s Bag of Shame,” well, the bag of shame goes to Shia LaBeouf. News sources (don’t quote me) tell me that Shia LaBeouf apparently, most likely, allegedly, categorically, fundamentally, inconceivably, and most certainly doubtfully stole a homeless man’s paper bag to wear over his head on his red carpet walk at an international film festival in Berlin so that he could proclaim that he was “not famous anymore.’
Jailbird Bieber: Why This Makes Me Strangely Happy
This is the headline I awoke to early this morning on CNN’s site.
Justin Bieber was arrested for DUI, resisting arrest, and driving with an expired license. Apparently his street racing caught the eyes of the police. I would think that the cops would know by now that racing isn’t nearly as much fun if you actually have a license and are completely sober. I only do mine “in-the-gutter drunk.”